hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

bugnation:

Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up